“Pass The Bowl” is VH1’s ongoing interview series, wherein celebrities contribute questions to our bowl and fellow celebs later draw a question.
Jason Schwartzman: How long should the ideal shower take?
Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind: That’s a good question. I don’t know…that’s like a zen cone or something. Ideal shower…I think it should probably go the length of a good song, like three and a half minutes. Enough that the body warms, the body’s refreshed, cleaned, but doesn’t get…ya know, nobody likes to have those cabbagey hands.
VH1: Is there a perfect shower song?
Stephan: No, but whenever I get out of the shower, the same song has come into my head for like eight years… [Outkast’s] “Ain’t nobody dope as me I’m dressed so fresh so clean (so fresh and so clean clean)”
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“Pass The Bowl” is VH1’s ongoing interview series, wherein celebrities contribute questions to our bowl and fellow celebs later draw a question.

Jason Schwartzman: How long should the ideal shower take?

Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind: That’s a good question. I don’t know…that’s like a zen cone or something. Ideal shower…I think it should probably go the length of a good song, like three and a half minutes. Enough that the body warms, the body’s refreshed, cleaned, but doesn’t get…ya know, nobody likes to have those cabbagey hands.

VH1: Is there a perfect shower song?

Stephan: No, but whenever I get out of the shower, the same song has come into my head for like eight years… [Outkast’s] “Ain’t nobody dope as me I’m dressed so fresh so clean (so fresh and so clean clean)”

Tune into Big Morning Buzz Live every weekday at 9AM EST on VH1.

[Photos: Colin Gray/VH1]

“Pass The Bowl” is VH1’s ongoing interview series, wherein  celebrities contribute questions to our bowl and fellow celebs later  draw a question.
Excused’s Iliza Shlesinger: What’s your favorite thing about being an American?
Jason Schwartzman: Well, there are a lot of things about being an American that I think are great, but my favorite thing - and I mean this in all sincerity - is jury duty. A lot of people get their jury duty summons and it’s an annoying thing, and they think “Agh, I’ve got to go to jury duty.” But it’s actually an incredible right we have as Americans, to go to the court and actually sit on a jury and be part of a case and the legal system. I think I’ve been called to jury duty probably more times - probably a couple of them have been practical jokes - but I’ve been called down to jury duty quite a lot and every time I do have a thing where I’m like “Ahh, I don’t wanna go to that,” but I get there and I feel kinda thrilled, like “This is incredible.”
VH1: Can you recall one of your best cases?
Jason: One of my finest cases… I’ve actually never been called on a jury. I’ve sat in the jury box a couple times. I was very afraid. You’ve gotta read three things - you have to say your name, your occupation and where you’re from, and I could barely get through any of it. I was so nervous because this judge is looking at me and these lawyers are staring at me. I don’t know if there’s something in my primordial DNA, in my lizard brain, that when I see a judge and lawyers, I start to feel guilty. I felt like I was on trial. Anyway, that’s a separate story, and probably more information than you needed. Some countries don’t get to take part in the legal system and I think it’s pretty cool that we do.
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“Pass The Bowl” is VH1’s ongoing interview series, wherein celebrities contribute questions to our bowl and fellow celebs later draw a question.

Excused’s Iliza Shlesinger: What’s your favorite thing about being an American?

Jason Schwartzman: Well, there are a lot of things about being an American that I think are great, but my favorite thing - and I mean this in all sincerity - is jury duty. A lot of people get their jury duty summons and it’s an annoying thing, and they think “Agh, I’ve got to go to jury duty.” But it’s actually an incredible right we have as Americans, to go to the court and actually sit on a jury and be part of a case and the legal system. I think I’ve been called to jury duty probably more times - probably a couple of them have been practical jokes - but I’ve been called down to jury duty quite a lot and every time I do have a thing where I’m like “Ahh, I don’t wanna go to that,” but I get there and I feel kinda thrilled, like “This is incredible.”

VH1: Can you recall one of your best cases?

Jason: One of my finest cases… I’ve actually never been called on a jury. I’ve sat in the jury box a couple times. I was very afraid. You’ve gotta read three things - you have to say your name, your occupation and where you’re from, and I could barely get through any of it. I was so nervous because this judge is looking at me and these lawyers are staring at me. I don’t know if there’s something in my primordial DNA, in my lizard brain, that when I see a judge and lawyers, I start to feel guilty. I felt like I was on trial. Anyway, that’s a separate story, and probably more information than you needed. Some countries don’t get to take part in the legal system and I think it’s pretty cool that we do.

Tune into Big Morning Buzz Live every weekday at 9AM EST on VH1.

[Photos: Jen Marigliano/VH1]