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Why read another IDOL recap that takes the show seriously when you can read one that’s solely dedicated to how much Steven Tyler wants to bang the contestants?
Introducing The American Idol “Dude Is Acting Shady” Meter — Dedicated To Steven Tyler’s Carnal Cravings [VH1 Tuner]
Pretty much the most genius way to recap American Idol ever.
P.S. Remember when Steven said “F**k a duck and see what hatches!” last year?! Sigh.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly22na60ci1qz75z5o1_1280.jpg)
Why read another IDOL recap that takes the show seriously when you can read one that’s solely dedicated to how much Steven Tyler wants to bang the contestants?
Introducing The American Idol “Dude Is Acting Shady” Meter — Dedicated To Steven Tyler’s Carnal Cravings [VH1 Tuner]
Pretty much the most genius way to recap American Idol ever.
P.S. Remember when Steven said “F**k a duck and see what hatches!” last year?! Sigh.
![Toothless Steven Tyler Wins This Year’s Culturally Relevant Costume Award [BestWeekEver] [Photo: Liz Black]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltxsfaSVQa1qln00mo1_500.jpg)