“Pass The Bowl” is VH1’s ongoing interview series, wherein celebrities contribute questions to our bowl and fellow celebs later draw a question.

Chloe Moretz: Which Jersey Shore character would you be and why?

Jeff Hephner of Hellcats and Boss: Wow, seeing how I only know one I think and it’s the little girl. Snooki. I would be Snooki.

VH1: Why Snooki?

Jeff: Honestly, because that’s the only one I can think of right now. And also, what a clown. I mean if you’re going to get drunk on one night, get as drunk as you can possibly get, why not be Snooki?

VH1: If that one comes to mind, how about J-Woww, The Situation, Vinny…

Jeff: Yeah, Situation’s the guy with the stomach - the abs. You couldn’t pay me to be that guy. No, I’m sticking with Snooki.

VH1: Alright, Snooki it is.

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