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What is a photographer to do when Alec Baldwin refuses to go sailing for a photoshoot?

Answer: Bring Alec Baldwin to your friends pool.

“So I texted my friend, Lisa, and I asked, ‘Can I bring Alec Baldwin to your house?’ And she texted back: ‘The answer would be yes.’ We turned up and they had their whole family there because it was their hangout; it was like grandstands on the deck. Alec grabbed my daughter’s friend Georgia, stood on a surfboard, and promptly fell in fully clothed in some Ralph Lauren suit. He did sharks and threw them in the air. He did 20-25 minutes, and then he got out, dried off, got in his car, and drove away. “

I think we all want to be friends with photographer Jake Chessum now. Especially after you see more of his celebrity portraits here.

How to do a photoshoot.

Now this is a pool party.